Preparation

The final day of the fight is upon us. We have fought valiantly and lost some but still we stand tall, ready to take the forces of the list on one last time.

After our near-death experience the other night whilst in mourning we have recovered and regrouped. We now have 3 of our bravest troops and the final one is on the way.

As for what has been achieved in this bleek period of time, we have relocated to the outpost, as well as had a very special wedding, found an exotic drink that is close to home and had a very vibrant and colourful experience.

From the highlands overlooking the imminent battle,
Wondering Wallys'

A day of mourning

With fallen comrades, an executive decision was made to mourn and grieve over the losses we sustained.

The bodies were ample buried and given their appropriate flowers of memory. We chose to stand in silence and remember. Whilst also playing 'Forever Young' as we saw this fit. HOWEVER, the enemy seem to hear this and thought we were merely dawdling along and wished to surrender.

They shoot, we fled....

We were off on foot under heavy enemy fire, slowing down not to rest up but merely to have a conversation (hey were only humans!)

Danger was not averted as we continued to jump from one sticky situation to another as it seemed the enemy had a barrage of enemy troops such as a liquid substance that super glue may cause.

As the outpost was in sight we were hit by a tank lol jks cos if we were then we'd be dead. luckily we managed to avoid this large metalic obstacle.

This outpost had a military convention where many soldiers formed up to mount up for the last assault. Fresh generals were seen..some photos were taken and even a voice message was recorded :) We also accomplished many other feats and now look towards the horizon to confront the enemy just one last time!

Outposting from the outpost,

Wondering Wallys'

Slain in the pre-dusk

Two of the senior leaders were off practising their marching abilities during the rain in the Sun rise period and when they returned they found two of their comrades slain in cold blood. It was found that these two troops were moon dancer and sky fox, and they had been found by the enemy whilst talking on the pHONE.

With the numbers now down to two, we are trying to recall our other leaders from special ops missions because of this dire emergency.

We are currently boxed in a secure location trying to reach our comrades through any means possible.

From the cusp of the battle,

Wondering Wallys'

Into the Valley of Uncertainty

Most notably the troops have slowly drawn together although many still remain scattered in the heat of the battle. We do not worry for the future but just for the next day ahead, we look not on the past but the present and the future.

HQ has received a new recruit known as skyfox.

She brought a new vigour and swagger that only she could put forth. She shall teach the troops how to best HONE in on their talents. With her she and her 'Moondancer' have brought a keen couple of EYES that were not to be googled at.

Personal side note: Making a sock puppet is rather impenetrable in the making of!

From the Valley of Uncertainty,
Wondering Wallys'

Fitness Training

The troops have had a very physical day today, with one of the soldiers out at special training camp and the others travelling to and from tactically placed base camps. One of the soldiers was even called sexy whilst travelling from the secondary base to the main HQ.

Other than a very descriptive list chronicling the emotional and physical turmoil in the life of one of the soldiers (all done by one soldier in particular) and proof of our troops valiantly holding off a rookery of the enemy using only an electric carving knife, not much has happened since our last battle report.

We will keep you posted on what happens during the night as our soldiers stay disguised, watching and waiting for the enemy, ready to both interact or defend themselves if the need ever arises.

From behind enemy lines,

Wondering Wallys'

A Knight in Training...

Well one troop is off, undergoing special training as we speak. And what are the other soldiers doing? Well we've picked up another stranded, helpless soldier on the road and have taken them in under our wing.

As for what has been achieved today, we have disguised ourselves to better blend in with the enemy should they ever wish to entertain themselves by watching a certain member of the equine family run. We have also cooked up a storm, preparing another set of brain food for the troops, as well as making our own super soldier, who as we speak is being fit with his armour and weapons.

From the refugee's house,

Wondering Wallys'

Rough terrain lies ahead

The day had started slower than planned. Some troops were lacking in the sleep department, so exceptions were made.
As the troops slowly formed up, a whisper of confidence was puffed up (nick). Fresh supplies were duely supplied causing much delight in the head office.
Ninjas arrived (barely moved tho), artwork from the province of Wateria was recovered, famous appearance by the 'Hird' sparked passion in the bombers hahahaha
Men were also giving a good SLAP in action by the marching BAND.
Corporal Derwent has left the ranks....thankfully!

Our tacticians have been busy drawing up the battle schemes for the day using olde ye fashion blacketh of boardeth.

From the Sleeping Quarters,
Wondering Wallys'

In the darkness we hide...

Two days have passed since the mayhem began and our troops are as strong ever. The brain cereal video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flGuJowW7uE) has been very effective so far in helping our troops to over come their fears and become the ultimate fighting machines.

Later on in the afternoon our leaders slipped silently into the place of most innocence and there made noteworthy army dog-tags. The rest of the night we will lie low, watching silently incase the enemy decide to ambush us.

From the trenches,

Wondering Wallys'

Caught in the battle

After refuelling at a local village in full view of the range's. We trekked back to base camp to plot some further attacks.

During our trek back to camp, we discovered a new brand of brain cereal. But instead of risking the chance getting caught tresspassing unknow substances through the border, we instead decided to use the modern technology known as a video camera to tell our troops about this new food. After a few run throughs and one or two stuff ups, we finally had produced our propoganda tape 130 to instill visions of strength and dominance to our fellow troops.

From the executive's office,
Wondering Wallies

Secret avenue down the Flank

Status Report:Engaged

Enemy well and truly engaged however, local civilians aided in the mission.
Wezlemia provided adequate firepower bolstering the ranks against the dreaded forces of the list.....(dun dun dun) [horror like music played]

Large outpost entitled 72 Derwent captured and secured.

A patch of land that keep going down down down was soon overcome but we now have entered a dicey situation which will require additonal supplies

More stories shall be released as we continue our assault via this new passageway.

From the base camp,
Wondering Wallys'

Tomorrow

The battle shall commence tomorrow as we take the warfare to the list. Who knows what it will bring. Maybe we shall play chess, whichever version. Maybe we will get on TV or wash a dog. Who knows.

Until tomorrow,

Wondering Wallys'

A day's work done

One day in against our battle with the dreaded list and we've already begun to plan out our assault. The lines have been drawn and we are expecting the skirmish to actually kick into gear tomorrow.

As for the stratagem concocted this very day, we have mapped out the defences for our

headquarters, produced a sticker of a supposed lost boy, donated to a charity in need as well as having a much-needed lesson about safety in the kitchen and found out about what soldiers of a lower rank may do to antagonise soldiers of a higher standing.

From the Headquarters,

Wondering Wallys'

A new journey beckons...

Our numbers have been halved. Many have been lost and forgotten although recruitment has taken place.
From the head office, Leaders Nick Waters, Ethan Wilde, Tim Inglis & Mark Alcordo shall led the charge. Some cannon fodder consist of Steph Hone, Jayden Somerville & whoever we encounter during our travels.

In a battle of list vs lines the list currently prevails however the forces are just warming up!

From the battlefield,
Wondering Wallys'